Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Operation Purity has been aborted
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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