I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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