Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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