Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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