you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Randomize
