if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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