are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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