Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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