Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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