I swear she didn't look like that last week.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
