The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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