question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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