The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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