I feel like abortions should bother me more
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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