Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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