Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
More tranny stories later!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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