My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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