Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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