i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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