do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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