That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
