doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
