Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
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The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
