Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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