it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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