Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
In America we eat man semen.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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