6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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