Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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