Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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