We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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