So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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