yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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