only if we run a train.
done.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Dignity is for republicans.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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