She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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