I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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