Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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