I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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