His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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