dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I intend to get homeless drunk
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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