Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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