She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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