i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
