Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
this will be a night to untag.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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