So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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