wakey wakey hands off snakey
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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