My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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