Can Purell be used as lube?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
