She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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