Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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