His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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