Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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