how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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